this is were I rule!!!!!!!!!! you have now entered my world were the only sarcasm around is directed at the world from me. Being abnormal is my divine right so is being childish therefore it canot be taken away so if you chose to read remember it was your choice to suffer (evil laugh) welcome to my world .................. xoxoxoxoxo ...................... the galaxy's greatest..............
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Sunday, 27 May 2012
The value of time
since I come from a place where corporal punishment is BANNED.............................
the other day when i was late for class i was forced to write a long ass essay on the value of time. Since i feel as if i have written a cool essay and it just got shredder before it was read (ass huh?) i feel that you the faithful readers of my blog should get a chance to read my genius writing
the other day when i was late for class i was forced to write a long ass essay on the value of time. Since i feel as if i have written a cool essay and it just got shredder before it was read (ass huh?) i feel that you the faithful readers of my blog should get a chance to read my genius writing
so here goes .................
the value of time
by zedenstein
when humans learn the true value of time we learn how to work, play, and plan. we finally take control of our lives and do what we need to, when we need to. when we learn this we transform into something amazing, that can even surpass the abilities of a machine. we become what god intended for us to become, we become the ultimate supernatural machine in the entire universe .
the value of time is something that rules our life more than we can ever imagine. Time dictates EVERYTHING it dictates when we are born, when we take our first step, stop using dummies, leave school, time even determine when we die. Time also decides what you will become one you leave your schools "hallowed halls"
we find that time plays a part in every task you attempt n matter how small and insignificant that task is. time is the deciding factor on how we do it, how long we take to do it, and why we even bother attempting that task
philosophers say that we are slaves to time and the work of poet John Donne has convinced me of this specific argument in his poem "death be not proud" as he states that death is a slave to time and every living organism is a slave to death as everything must die (it is only the cycle of life) therefore in this warped equation of how the universe works we are truly the slaves of time
Value is present in everything therefore time to would be a recurring factor in everything involving the universe and how it works. we use mathematics to determine the amount of time it would take for a certain star to burn out and turn into a black-hole. maths also determines things like how much time is taken for a falling meteor to reach earths atmosphere. in that time certain arrangements could be made so the planet is not badly impacted by such circumstances
to conclude this essay on the value of time. one cannot over emphasise how important it is to take time into consideration with all the actions we do every minute of every hour of everyday. so my fellow human i urge you to learn how to value your time as it's an important skill which will aid you in your every endeavour
sorry for bad grammar and punctuation this girl seems lazy to type
so let me know what you think
love peace and zombies
zedenstein
Sunday, 8 April 2012
Thursday, 26 January 2012
i cant believe i have to do this again
you could say my internet-less holiday was madness !!!!!
or
that back to school came with too many blues :(
but either way im sorry for neglecting you for this long
for real this time
I WONT DO IT AGAIN!
zedenstein
or
that back to school came with too many blues :(
but either way im sorry for neglecting you for this long
for real this time
I WONT DO IT AGAIN!
zedenstein
Wednesday, 12 October 2011
I'm so proud of all the addicts !!!!!!!!!!!!!
it has been 3 days since BBM crashed and so I've noticed all my friends are slowly but surely going it to withdrawal symptoms
its hard right?
but don't stress according to my service provider we will be back on track by tomorrow :D so no stress your addiction will be available to you soon :)
but has anyone noticed the increased battery life lately ???
damn addictions they all kill in the end!
its hard right?
but don't stress according to my service provider we will be back on track by tomorrow :D so no stress your addiction will be available to you soon :)
but has anyone noticed the increased battery life lately ???
damn addictions they all kill in the end!
Sunday, 9 October 2011
don't be one more pea in the pod
the higher power that made us made us to stand out and be some one different and special ..............not a replica of the person next to you .......... so dont be the next beyonce be the first you
Thursday, 6 October 2011
the time is now
lets face it
everyone is hot or cute in their own way and sometimes we might not feel like that but trust me its true i may not have legs that go on forever or Angelina's huge lips but I've realised that should not stop me from believing im the hottest thing out there even if im not super skinny or tall
the time is now not 30 years later when you look at a gorgeous picture of you and say "damn howcome i didn't realise i was soo fine back then"
let the world know you hot but don't be sooo hoeish about just bee amazingly fine .............. don't do it for the other sex do it for you
everyone is hot or cute in their own way and sometimes we might not feel like that but trust me its true i may not have legs that go on forever or Angelina's huge lips but I've realised that should not stop me from believing im the hottest thing out there even if im not super skinny or tall
the time is now not 30 years later when you look at a gorgeous picture of you and say "damn howcome i didn't realise i was soo fine back then"
let the world know you hot but don't be sooo hoeish about just bee amazingly fine .............. don't do it for the other sex do it for you
zarimuni
Monday, 12 September 2011
A lesson learnt from the enemy
The enemy or one of them if memory serves correct is maths
but today on this tedious blue Monday before making my grand entrance into the horrid class
when I learnt a life lesson which had nothing to do with parabolas and hyperbolas and amazingly I didn't learn it from the teacher either
I learnt it all on my own :)
its only fair to share this new found knowledge........................................
when solving a mathematic problem we learn to work with what we have to find what we don't have
so step two we take this and apply it real life which might be difficult but i promise its worth it in the end
when we have something great going for us and people want to take it away or kill our buzz
we work with what we have and screw what we don't have
but in many cases we NEED what we don't have so we use what we have to get what we don't have
so lets make it practical
we have 10 people we can trust and will follow us anywhere if we need them to
but there are 40 people who are against us or are obstacles in our way ...................
we don't let such people take us down but we use the support from the people we have to overcome those that are obstacles
I hope this made as much sense to you as it made in my head and that eventually you can apply it
if you feel you have no one on your side ...... eff the world because from now on zari is on your side :)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
zedenstein
but today on this tedious blue Monday before making my grand entrance into the horrid class
when I learnt a life lesson which had nothing to do with parabolas and hyperbolas and amazingly I didn't learn it from the teacher either
I learnt it all on my own :)
its only fair to share this new found knowledge........................................
when solving a mathematic problem we learn to work with what we have to find what we don't have
so step two we take this and apply it real life which might be difficult but i promise its worth it in the end
when we have something great going for us and people want to take it away or kill our buzz
we work with what we have and screw what we don't have
but in many cases we NEED what we don't have so we use what we have to get what we don't have
so lets make it practical
we have 10 people we can trust and will follow us anywhere if we need them to
but there are 40 people who are against us or are obstacles in our way ...................
we don't let such people take us down but we use the support from the people we have to overcome those that are obstacles
I hope this made as much sense to you as it made in my head and that eventually you can apply it
if you feel you have no one on your side ...... eff the world because from now on zari is on your side :)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
zedenstein
Friday, 9 September 2011
do you ever get used to being apart ?
firstly before i go any further with this blog I would like to let you know that "yes, the person im blogging about is super special" and "No, it is not about someone I am romantically involved with"
do you have a special person who is always around for a while and then poof GONE??? only to be thrown back into your actual real life when you learn how to deal with just seeing the person via the net
how do you deal with adjustments made to adjustments made on adjustments ???
soo yes i know i will seee you soon again (thank god)
have a good trip
bon voyage
come back home safe baby :)
do you have a special person who is always around for a while and then poof GONE??? only to be thrown back into your actual real life when you learn how to deal with just seeing the person via the net
how do you deal with adjustments made to adjustments made on adjustments ???
soo yes i know i will seee you soon again (thank god)
have a good trip
bon voyage
come back home safe baby :)
Sunday, 4 September 2011
world peace
you know in those beauty pageants they always ask the contestants questions about "world peace"
well after alot of deliberation i have decided the next step ............................................... after smiling would be
..........................................DRUM ROLL........................................................
HUGS
don't laugh just yet!!! I'm a firm believer that a hug from the right person can go a long waaay
so that does not mean you should hug every random person you see because that would just be a teeensy weensy bit CREEPY
and just to make asking for the hug easy we should invent a code name !!!!!!! for hugging :D not a universal one mind you ............... but one for the special people who reserve the right to hug you :)
keep hugging
zedenstein xoxoxo
Thursday, 18 August 2011
HaPpY bIrThDaY aAdIi
so I found out a friend of mine has just became legal (18) and could not resist
I'm pretty sure I have not known him for a long time but I would like to think we have become good friends since he has been my friend indeed when I was the friend in need
growing old is mandatory buuuuuuuuut I got good news for you !!!
growing up is optional so just because you all pimped and legal doesn't mean you gota be all old and boring
growing up is optional so just because you all pimped and legal doesn't mean you gota be all old and boring
so I hope you had a super shweet day and everyone around you made it extra special
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okay so i now i said nice message but sadly my brain seems to be lacking im sssaaawwwrrreeee
xoxoxoxoxoxo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE OTHER AUGUST BABIES
zedenstein
Thursday, 21 July 2011
the art of saying ........................................................ sorry
we do alot of things in our life that we regret in the end
sometimes we hurt people
sometimes they hurt us
but we very seldomly feel the need to apologise for our actions
so I'm going to do this blog hoping that by the time I'm done I will have the guts to say sorry for my mistakes
<I finish crack my knuckles so lets get to it then>
you get down on one knee
you take out the ring ......................
whoops that's the art of proposing
you put all the like terms together
the unlike ones stay
you take the signs
oh o I think that's algebra I'm describing
sometimes we hurt people
sometimes they hurt us
but we very seldomly feel the need to apologise for our actions
so I'm going to do this blog hoping that by the time I'm done I will have the guts to say sorry for my mistakes
<I finish crack my knuckles so lets get to it then>
you get down on one knee
you take out the ring ......................
whoops that's the art of proposing
you put all the like terms together
the unlike ones stay
you take the signs
oh o I think that's algebra I'm describing
I think the fact that i don't say sorry alot is starting to show
1 LAST TRY
The first step to me i admittance
once I know I did something wrong it gets a whole lot easier to say sorry
next we should all know that saying sorry does not have to be one huge shebang with flowers chocolate and a Villonist while you sing your apology
actually if it wasn't for the chocolate that would be really embarrassing
don't give a ten page speech ( this does not make a 9 0r 8 page speech acceptable)
keep the apology short and sincere (without wax )
PLEASE NOTE : IF THE PERSON DOES NOT ACCEPT THIS APOLOGY TRY TWICE MORE
THEN GIVE UP LEAVE IT IN THEIR HANDS
Do not be overbearing and threatening because that could leave a mark
I hope this post helps you in your future endevours as i am hoping it will help me
****a peace offering is always helpful****
this is zedenstein bowing out
good luck with saying sorry and being the bigger person by admitting and accepting you have made the mistake
I LOVE YOU SHABZI
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