Wednesday, 12 October 2011

I'm so proud of all the addicts !!!!!!!!!!!!!

it has been 3 days since BBM crashed and so I've noticed all my friends are slowly but surely going it to withdrawal symptoms
its hard right?
but don't stress according to my service provider we will be back on track by tomorrow :D so no stress your addiction will be available to you soon :)

but has anyone noticed the increased battery life lately  ???

damn addictions they all kill in the end!

Sunday, 9 October 2011

don't be one more pea in the pod

 

the higher power that made us made us to stand out and be some one different and special ..............not a replica of the person next to you .......... so dont be the next beyonce be the first you 

Thursday, 6 October 2011

the time is now

lets face it
everyone is hot or cute in their own way and sometimes we might not feel like that but trust me its true i may not have legs that go on forever or Angelina's huge lips but I've realised that should not stop me from believing im the hottest thing out there even if im not super skinny or tall
the time is now not 30 years later when you look at a gorgeous picture of you and say "damn howcome i didn't realise i was soo fine back then"

let the world know you hot but don't be sooo hoeish about just bee amazingly fine .............. don't do it for the other sex do it for you



zarimuni 

Monday, 12 September 2011

A lesson learnt from the enemy

The enemy or one of them if memory serves correct is maths 


but today on this tedious blue Monday before making my grand entrance into the horrid class 
when I learnt a life lesson which had nothing to do with parabolas and hyperbolas and amazingly I didn't learn it from the teacher either 


                            I learnt it all on my own :) 


its only fair to share this new found knowledge........................................ 


when solving a mathematic problem we learn to work with what we have to find what we don't have 


so step two we take this and apply it real life which might be difficult but i promise its worth it in the end 
when we have something great going for us and people want to take it away or kill our buzz 


we work with what we have and screw what we don't have 


but in many cases we NEED what we don't have so we use what we have to get what we don't have 


so lets make it practical 


we have 10 people we can trust and will follow us anywhere if we need them to 
but there are 40 people who are against us or are obstacles in our way ................... 


we don't let such people take us down but we use the support from the people we have to overcome those that are obstacles  


I hope this made as much sense to you as it made in my head and that eventually you can apply it 


if you feel you have no one on your side ...... eff the world because from now on zari is on your side :) 


xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo 


zedenstein  

Friday, 9 September 2011

do you ever get used to being apart ?

firstly before i go any further with this blog I would like to let you know that "yes, the person im blogging about is super special" and "No, it is not about someone I am romantically involved with" 


do you have a special person who is always around for a while and then poof GONE??? only to be thrown back into your actual real life when you learn how to deal with just seeing the person via the net 


how do you deal with adjustments made to adjustments made on adjustments ??? 


soo yes i know i will seee you soon again (thank god) 


have a good trip 

bon voyage

come back home safe baby :)

Sunday, 4 September 2011

world peace

you know in those beauty pageants they always ask the contestants questions about "world peace" 

well after alot of deliberation i have decided the next step ............................................... after smiling would be                        

..........................................DRUM ROLL........................................................


HUGS 
don't laugh just yet!!! I'm a firm believer that a hug from the right person can go a long waaay 
so that does not mean you should hug every random person you see because that would just be a teeensy weensy bit CREEPY 

and just to make asking for the hug easy we should invent a code name !!!!!!! for hugging :D not a universal one mind you ............... but one for the special people who reserve the right to hug you :)    




keep hugging 
zedenstein xoxoxo

Thursday, 18 August 2011

HaPpY bIrThDaY aAdIi

so I found out a friend of mine has just became legal (18) and could not resist 

I'm pretty sure I have not known him for a long time but I would like to think we have become good friends since he has been my friend indeed when I was the friend in need 
growing old is mandatory buuuuuuuuut I got good news for you !!!

growing up is optional so just because you all pimped and legal doesn't mean you gota be all old and boring  

so I hope you had a super shweet day and everyone around you made it extra special 

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okay so i now i said nice message but sadly my brain seems to be lacking im sssaaawwwrrreeee 
xoxoxoxoxoxo 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE OTHER AUGUST BABIES 

zedenstein 

Thursday, 28 July 2011



                                                                DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!

                                              FOR THE FEW FRIENDS I DO HAVE

                                           LOVE YOU GUYS LOTS LIKE JELLY TOTS!

Thursday, 21 July 2011

the art of saying ........................................................ sorry

we do alot of things in our life that we regret in the end
sometimes we hurt people 
sometimes they hurt us  


but we very seldomly feel the need to apologise for our actions  
so I'm going to do this blog hoping that by the time I'm done I will have the guts to say sorry for my mistakes 
                                    
                      <I finish crack my knuckles so lets get to it then> 


you get down on one knee 
you take out the ring ......................
whoops that's the art of proposing  


you put all the like terms together 
the unlike ones stay 
you take the signs 
oh o I think that's algebra I'm describing  




          I think the fact that i don't say sorry alot is starting to show  

1 LAST TRY  

The first step to me i admittance 
once I know I did something wrong it gets a whole lot easier to say sorry 

next we should all know that saying sorry does not have to be one huge shebang with flowers chocolate and a Villonist while you sing your apology 
actually if it wasn't for the chocolate that would be really embarrassing  

don't give a ten page speech ( this does not make a 9 0r 8 page speech acceptable) 

keep the apology short and sincere (without wax ) 

PLEASE NOTE : IF THE PERSON DOES NOT ACCEPT THIS APOLOGY TRY TWICE MORE 
                            THEN GIVE UP LEAVE IT IN THEIR HANDS 

                         Do not be overbearing and threatening because that could leave a mark  

I hope this post helps you in your future endevours as i am hoping it will help me 

                           ****a peace offering is always helpful****  

                                    this is zedenstein bowing out 


good luck with saying sorry and being the bigger person by admitting and accepting you have made the mistake 

                            I LOVE YOU SHABZI

Saturday, 9 July 2011

Im SoRrY BuT zEdEnStEiN WiLl Be ClOsEd FoR a BiT

yes my darling fans i am sorry to bring yu such bad news

but zari is in need of a holiday!! 

soo i shallbe back in time for hell
but the first order of duty will be to tell you!!!


have an awsome week ahead

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

love zari

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Im going from english to proper english SaVe Me

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 


I feel like I am about to start an essay .....because I'm thinking of including an introduction 
(insert a WTF right there ) 


since when do I blog like an essay ??? 
 what the hell is happening is it having to many English classes that is slowly but surely killing me 
                                                             or 
is it the fact that i am around way too many people that speak 'proper English' 


but whats really working on my nerves is the possibility of having NO POSSIBLE CURE  


Im going to die a slow miserable haunting death aaaaaaah! 
it will be painful >>>>>>>> what human or alien wants to live a hair breathe away from death till they 60!!!!!!!!!!! 


to conclude 


aaaah no my condition is getting worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


i started off wanting to blog about something else :o but now that will be a story for another time !!!!!  


see you soon my faithful readers  


I zari now  bow out

Monday, 4 July 2011

Im sorry

 To: my non existing readers


I am guilty!
I accept all charges that are laid against me
I apologize profusely
I will take any punishment handed out to me by my non-existent readers
(I rephrase any punishment except death by hanging, shooting and stoning etc.)




I am guilty of neglecting my well beloved blog !
by doing so depriving the cyber universe of my ultimate greatness
a crime there is no bail for once i have been jailed in a small room with only a computer and uncapped internet
which could be a dream come true if there is food involved ............................................. until i feel ultimately starved of human conversation .................. which no amount of IM's will be able to atone for


so i shall cut this blogging session short
In hope that i will be able to return soon and relive you of your bated breaths :)




From: zari (the galaxy's greatest)  

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

all is not what it seems

we think people are bad because thats what we hear and see the media says something and we follow agree and dont second think is this what we all becoeming media freak junkies


i mean if Galileo silently agreed with the church when they said the earth was flat
maybe he would have lived longer but humans at that time would still have been horribly ignorant.


As the future of the world we need to do learn that when issued a statement we should always analyse it before taking it in and believing it.




We hear that israel is  just taking there territory back..... but at what cost???
honestly is being the only place in the world to practice apartheid that good?
is killing gods child that great either??


I mean we all different colors but at the end of the day there is a creator that we shall return to and on that day in-front of the all knowing will his children divide or will they all be one?


the dude in the heavens loves us all therefore no one is superior


lately they killed Alqaidas most wanted and through him into the sea after saying that they had done a DNA tests to make sure it is actually him.


People accepted this but few bothered to ask what did they match his DNA to??


Normally the media can share the horrors of what happens in third world countries but cant show us a dead man.


We need to ask why?
Why are we being sheltered?
What is out there?
What is so horrible that we should not see?


As the worlds tomorrow why do today's leaders think its fine for us if we new the gist of current world affairs and not the whole story?? 


If the true horrors out there are that bad how will we fix it ???

Sunday, 27 March 2011

accounting as in the school subject

hmmmmmm were to start with this horror???
when A=OE+L is supposed  to be in my blood how can i detest it so much ???
perhaps its because the subject is boring but doesnt that mean i should be doing bad..... right?
aaarrrrrrgggghhhhh this is so frustrating dont you agree???
the sad part is that i hate hating things ! but thats a form of hate perhaps is hould say i dislike hating things ?? that does sound better right
   
maybe there is still hope and the future holds somethin good for me and accounting

Monday, 14 March 2011

the bane of my existance ...............well one of them

yup it indeed is one of hells biggest sub-divisions "MATHS" brr even the name has me shivering with fear!
they say that by saying we hate maths we telling the brain to do some stuff against maths
so we should rather embrace the subject and make friends with it.


But have you ever thought of it from maths P.O.V (point of view) 
"does maths really want to be friends with me??? "
is what we should really be asking ourself because what if we putting in all this effort to be friends with something that despises and looks down upon us ?
Now wouldnt that be a wasted effort? 


but then we have an easier way which would be to kill the person who invented maths . BUT the only problem is that so many people contributed to the making of maths that before i know if  ab+cb-db+c=bcd( not real formula) i would have commited mass murder. Something I know is that I dont want that much blood on my hands......


                              <<<<<<<<back to the drawing board>>>>>>>


maybe we could just add in some more effort and still be dissapointed when the results come out ???? which woukd take us back to point of reference number one  at this point we hear them say try again next time what happens when there is not freaking next time??????


                     
              the voice inside my head tell me we screwd!!!!!!!!! 




sadly this delima could bug till i have to never do maths for marks again!
but as the unwise wise people say never say never !!!!
i think im missing it to...... to bad my maths teacher wont belive me

Saturday, 12 March 2011

i love the dude invented google!!!!!!!!

from google.com.....
you have to love the gingerbread man!!!! <3
I think it was larry page right????
if i could go back in time I would give that man a hug :) or a nobel prize or something just because he invented the super awesome search site we call GOOGLE.
it might get frustrating when you get the wrong infomation but damn! when you get the right stuff its all worth it in the end.


i mean how cool is it to know that as soon as I post this i'll be able to google search it. which would make me feel so FLY !


not to forget that google created google earth!!!!!!!!
utilising satalites to see different places all over the world in exact detail thats flying awesome


if you think about it google should be a noun verb at the rate we going


keep googling!!!!!!!!

loves grammer

if to love is a finite verb
then me loving you would be an act of love
the infinite verb is loving
me loving you
you loving me
who cares
because love is for morons 
love is an abstract noun