DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!

                                              FOR THE FEW FRIENDS I DO HAVE

                                           LOVE YOU GUYS LOTS LIKE JELLY TOTS!

the art of saying ........................................................ sorry

we do alot of things in our life that we regret in the end
sometimes we hurt people 
sometimes they hurt us  


but we very seldomly feel the need to apologise for our actions  
so I'm going to do this blog hoping that by the time I'm done I will have the guts to say sorry for my mistakes 
                                    
                      <I finish crack my knuckles so lets get to it then> 


you get down on one knee 
you take out the ring ......................
whoops that's the art of proposing  


you put all the like terms together 
the unlike ones stay 
you take the signs 
oh o I think that's algebra I'm describing  

          I think the fact that i don't say sorry alot is starting to show  

1 LAST TRY  

The first step to me i admittance 

once I know I did something wrong it gets a whole lot easier to say sorry 

next we should all know that saying sorry does not have to be one huge shebang with flowers chocolate and a Villonist while you sing your apology 

actually if it wasn't for the chocolate that would be really embarrassing  

don't give a ten page speech ( this does not make a 9 0r 8 page speech acceptable) 

keep the apology short and sincere (without wax ) 

PLEASE NOTE : IF THE PERSON DOES NOT ACCEPT THIS APOLOGY TRY TWICE MORE 

                            THEN GIVE UP LEAVE IT IN THEIR HANDS 

                         Do not be overbearing and threatening because that could leave a mark  

I hope this post helps you in your future endevours as i am hoping it will help me 

                           ****a peace offering is always helpful****  

                                    this is zedenstein bowing out 

good luck with saying sorry and being the bigger person by admitting and accepting you have made the mistake 

                            I LOVE YOU SHABZI

Im SoRrY BuT zEdEnStEiN WiLl Be ClOsEd FoR a BiT

yes my darling fans i am sorry to bring yu such bad news

but zari is in need of a holiday!! 

soo i shallbe back in time for hell
but the first order of duty will be to tell you!!!


have an awsome week ahead

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

love zari

Im going from english to proper english SaVe Me

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 


I feel like I am about to start an essay .....because I'm thinking of including an introduction 
(insert a WTF right there ) 


since when do I blog like an essay ??? 
 what the hell is happening is it having to many English classes that is slowly but surely killing me 
                                                             or 
is it the fact that i am around way too many people that speak 'proper English' 


but whats really working on my nerves is the possibility of having NO POSSIBLE CURE  


Im going to die a slow miserable haunting death aaaaaaah! 
it will be painful >>>>>>>> what human or alien wants to live a hair breathe away from death till they 60!!!!!!!!!!! 


to conclude 


aaaah no my condition is getting worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


i started off wanting to blog about something else :o but now that will be a story for another time !!!!!  


see you soon my faithful readers  


I zari now  bow out

Im sorry

 To: my non existing readers

I am guilty!
I accept all charges that are laid against me
I apologize profusely
I will take any punishment handed out to me by my non-existent readers
(I rephrase any punishment except death by hanging, shooting and stoning etc.)




I am guilty of neglecting my well beloved blog !
by doing so depriving the cyber universe of my ultimate greatness
a crime there is no bail for once i have been jailed in a small room with only a computer and uncapped internet
which could be a dream come true if there is food involved ............................................. until i feel ultimately starved of human conversation .................. which no amount of IM's will be able to atone for


so i shall cut this blogging session short
In hope that i will be able to return soon and relive you of your bated breaths :)




From: zari (the galaxy's greatest)